How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Step 01:

-get out bread

Step 02:

-check for mold

Step 03:

-place bread on either a clean counter or on a plate

Step 04:

-get out a butter knife (multiple if you don't like to mix the jelly in with the peanut butter, or vice-versa)

Step 05: 

-get out the containers for both, peanut butter and jelly

Step 06:

-insert knife into peanut butter and pull the knife back out, if done correctly, you should have a roughly 1/2 inch by 1/2 inch or whatever desired size you want the glob of peanut butter to be on the end of your knife

Step 07:

-spread the glob of peanut butter on the knife onto 1 slice of bread that you got out earlier which is now located on either a plate or a clean counter

Step 08:

-repeat steps 7 and 8, but instead of peanut butter, use jelly, and if you do not want to mix peanut butter with the jelly, then use the separate butter knife you got out earlier

Step 09:

-take the 2 pieces of bread, 1 with peanut butter and the other with jelly, and slap them together

Step 10:

-bite off a chunk of the sandwich and chew until ready to swallow

Step 11:

-repeat step 11 until you have completely finished the sandwich